🧍♂️ Who Is the “Fun-Cool-Sexy” Guy?
The term Fun-Cool-Sexy Guy (ファン・クール・セクシー座) originated from a Japanese man’s self-introduction video.
He seriously described himself as “fun, cool, and sexy,”
and the unexpected combination of confidence and sincerity quickly made him a meme icon online.
(Side note: He’s reportedly now working in Japan’s rice reserve operations – yes, really.)
This post has no political stance—
I just wanted to share some of his statements and the hilarious parodies that followed,
because they cracked me up just by reading them 😂
🎤 Actual Quotes from the Original “Fun-Cool-Sexy” Guy
僕はファンで、クールで、セクシーです。
I am fun, cool, and sexy.
僕は誰よりも踊る準備ができています。
I’m more ready to dance than anyone else.
僕は優しい心を持っています。
I have a kind heart.
人間の底が見えてしまったら、もう人間じゃないと思います。
If you see the bottom of a human being, they’re no longer human.
→ These lines were said with full sincerity,
but the awkward phrasing and excessive confidence make them unintentionally hilarious.
🤪 Parody Quotes That Followed
As the meme spread, netizens began posting their own “obviously true but completely useless statements,” like:
- I am my mother’s child.
- I went to a class reunion and saw my classmates.
- I ate food and felt full.
- I walked forward and moved forward.
- I cracked an egg and found a yolk inside.
→ All technically true, yet totally unnecessary.
And that’s what makes them so funny.
As for me? My own attempt at this style might be:
“I closed my eyes, and I couldn’t see.” 🤓
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